in Paris there will be the new rule that they won't use metallic, plastique,.. materials because of Global Warming.
just saw that article read below;
The European fashion shows with the latest winter fashions are way ahead of their time.
Global warming isn't just a threat - it's arrived - if the designs hitting the catwalks in Berlin, Paris, Copenhagen, Helsinki, Moscow and Warshaw can be believed.
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All these northern European cities are pretty chilly right now. I keep looking for Global Warming, but I just can't find it. I suspect that it is as cold as it is every winter, because there's a lot of people about, dashing from shop to shop to get in out of the cold, wrapped up in triple layers of every warm fabric they can get their hands on. But one would never know this from viewing the catwalk models at the latest fashion shows.
Fashion shows used to be very sedate affairs with wealthy society matrons, dripping with diamonds, sitting disdainfully in the front rows pretending to be bored while the most stunning, elegant fashion models floated past -- stately, bejewelled, heavily laden with expensive layers of fabrics, exquisitely stitched, coiffured and arranged. How beautiful these women were, striding past, looking as haughty as Marie Antoinette, distant and untouchable, but always subtly sexy.
Alas now, fashion shows have becoming barely-disguised porno shows. The boobs and bums are in your face.
These children don't know how to walk, they hobble. Their bones stick out everywhere. Their eyes are dead, as if they are constantly throwing up and feeling sick. Which they are. But the rich women who are expected to buy these fashions are barely able/willing to elbow their way past the usual scrum of muscle-bound overheated Lothario bodies which form walls of male lust around the catwalks these days.
And they have no style either, these leering lotharios: they photograph, ogle and whistle at every barely-clad, presumably female, emaciated concentration-camp survivor who hobbles past on those impossible shoes and coltish legs, their sad remnants of breasts and buttocks still somehow managing to entice the rugby scrum oglers through scant, gossamer tops and bottoms they are not covered up in.
Which makes me suspect that these really aren't fashion shows at all, but merely versions of pole dancing.
I blame Al Gore 's Global Warming theory for all this fashion nudity really. I like the man but really Al, what have you done to our fashions? And what makes this doubly sad is that it may not even be true.
see here:
Global warming that is -- if the 30,000 or so scientists who claim it isn't, have been crunching the numbers correctly. These scientists together with the founder of the Weather Channel, are so irate about the Global Warming theory that they are even preparing a law suit against the former vice president for allegedly fraudulent claims.
Since neither side can prove nor disprove their theory, this might well become the longest drawn-out law suit in the history of mankind. Could go on for centuries. Anyway one of these scientists, John Coleman of the Weather Channel says that he's read and studied every scientific document he could get his hands on.
He talked to numerous scientists. He studied. He thought about it.
"And know I am correct when I assure you there is no run away climate change.
"The impact of humans on climate is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril. It is all a scam, the result of bad science. see
see
The CO2 storage plans are a scam too, says the founder of the Weather Channel, jcoleman@kusi.com.
He does know a thing or two about the weather. He says Gore holds up C02 as the stuff which is poisoning the world and making it so hot that we are all going to fry to crisp unless we stop producing the stuff and even start storing the excess underground.
But CO2 isn't a poison - it forms part of the natural world, it's everywhere and always has been. In fact we even breathe out the stuff and our plantlife -- in a wonderful symbiotic relationship with us mammals -- thrives when there's CO2 around. Trees thrive in deserts all along the roadsides because the passing vehicles spew CO2.
And this CO2 storage stuff is also so problematic --will Al Gore and his cohorts start insisting that the 2-billion or so planetary dwellers - or is it 3-billion by now -- all stop blowing CO2 into the atmosphere every time they exhale?
Perhaps we can ask some of these fashion designers to come up with a plan for creating outfits which would have cute little plastic bags tucked beneath our chins to exhale into.Just think of all the trading we could be doing, selling off our exhaled CO2 every month.
Alas either way, fashion shows will never be the same again, Global warming or not. Wish I could find somebody to blame.
just saw that article read below;
The European fashion shows with the latest winter fashions are way ahead of their time.
Global warming isn't just a threat - it's arrived - if the designs hitting the catwalks in Berlin, Paris, Copenhagen, Helsinki, Moscow and Warshaw can be believed.
Buy an ad on DigitalJournal.com
All these northern European cities are pretty chilly right now. I keep looking for Global Warming, but I just can't find it. I suspect that it is as cold as it is every winter, because there's a lot of people about, dashing from shop to shop to get in out of the cold, wrapped up in triple layers of every warm fabric they can get their hands on. But one would never know this from viewing the catwalk models at the latest fashion shows.
Fashion shows used to be very sedate affairs with wealthy society matrons, dripping with diamonds, sitting disdainfully in the front rows pretending to be bored while the most stunning, elegant fashion models floated past -- stately, bejewelled, heavily laden with expensive layers of fabrics, exquisitely stitched, coiffured and arranged. How beautiful these women were, striding past, looking as haughty as Marie Antoinette, distant and untouchable, but always subtly sexy.
Alas now, fashion shows have becoming barely-disguised porno shows. The boobs and bums are in your face.
These children don't know how to walk, they hobble. Their bones stick out everywhere. Their eyes are dead, as if they are constantly throwing up and feeling sick. Which they are. But the rich women who are expected to buy these fashions are barely able/willing to elbow their way past the usual scrum of muscle-bound overheated Lothario bodies which form walls of male lust around the catwalks these days.
And they have no style either, these leering lotharios: they photograph, ogle and whistle at every barely-clad, presumably female, emaciated concentration-camp survivor who hobbles past on those impossible shoes and coltish legs, their sad remnants of breasts and buttocks still somehow managing to entice the rugby scrum oglers through scant, gossamer tops and bottoms they are not covered up in.
Which makes me suspect that these really aren't fashion shows at all, but merely versions of pole dancing.
I blame Al Gore 's Global Warming theory for all this fashion nudity really. I like the man but really Al, what have you done to our fashions? And what makes this doubly sad is that it may not even be true.
see here:
Global warming that is -- if the 30,000 or so scientists who claim it isn't, have been crunching the numbers correctly. These scientists together with the founder of the Weather Channel, are so irate about the Global Warming theory that they are even preparing a law suit against the former vice president for allegedly fraudulent claims.
Since neither side can prove nor disprove their theory, this might well become the longest drawn-out law suit in the history of mankind. Could go on for centuries. Anyway one of these scientists, John Coleman of the Weather Channel says that he's read and studied every scientific document he could get his hands on.
He talked to numerous scientists. He studied. He thought about it.
"And know I am correct when I assure you there is no run away climate change.
"The impact of humans on climate is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril. It is all a scam, the result of bad science. see
see
The CO2 storage plans are a scam too, says the founder of the Weather Channel, jcoleman@kusi.com.
He does know a thing or two about the weather. He says Gore holds up C02 as the stuff which is poisoning the world and making it so hot that we are all going to fry to crisp unless we stop producing the stuff and even start storing the excess underground.
But CO2 isn't a poison - it forms part of the natural world, it's everywhere and always has been. In fact we even breathe out the stuff and our plantlife -- in a wonderful symbiotic relationship with us mammals -- thrives when there's CO2 around. Trees thrive in deserts all along the roadsides because the passing vehicles spew CO2.
And this CO2 storage stuff is also so problematic --will Al Gore and his cohorts start insisting that the 2-billion or so planetary dwellers - or is it 3-billion by now -- all stop blowing CO2 into the atmosphere every time they exhale?
Perhaps we can ask some of these fashion designers to come up with a plan for creating outfits which would have cute little plastic bags tucked beneath our chins to exhale into.Just think of all the trading we could be doing, selling off our exhaled CO2 every month.
Alas either way, fashion shows will never be the same again, Global warming or not. Wish I could find somebody to blame.
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